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NICK HOGAN RELEASED FROM PRISON LAST NIGHT:
NICK HOGAN got out of prison just after midnight last night...after serving five months of and eight month sentence for reckless driving. (Celebrities often sneak in and out of jail in the middle of the night, to avoid the paprazzi.) Nick's cougar-iffic mom, LINDA HOGAN, paid him one last visit behind bars yesterday...then begged the paprazzi to give him a break when he gets out. She was even wearing a shirt that said, "STOPARAZZI."
A Publicity agency (in maybe another attempt for more publicity) has come up with the perfect weapon for their celebrity clients against those pesky photographers; STOParazzi Spray. Yes folks, it's real!
The pepper spray-style product is supposed to be used by celebs who are being chased down by paps. When they want their provacy, they just spray some of the solution from the bottle at the camera's lens. The camera is then "mucked up" byt the stuff and the celeb can escape while the photog is busy cleaning his camera. Genius!
The STOParazzi Spray won't hurt people or cameras - it's claimed - but acts like a shield for famous people. FINALLY, they have something to make their lived easier.
So if you feel like you've been under the scrutiny of the media and need a break, then check out their website. Or if you just want to pretend you're famous then check it out too....you and you're friends can play a game of celebs and pappers!!!
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Shoot 'n' Spray ...
Just when you thought you'd heard almost everything, comes word of an areosal called STOParazzi® Spray, which purports to be effective in clouding the photo lenses of celeb-stalking paparazzi.
STOParazzi Hopes to Help The Celebs Take Back The Nightlife
A publicity company is hawking a new spray that will allegedly let celebrities strike back at their paparazzi oppressors without any messy legal hassle. Just calmly point your STOParazzi Spray bottle at the offending photographer. Then press the top to shoot some non-toxic gunk into the camera lens. The company claims it's hard to remove, but won't damage the equipment. No one's been seen using the spray yet, but once Kanye West gets word of this new development in anti-pap technology, some might not leave their limo with out it.
Hate the paparazzi? Well you might, if you are a star! There's no need to fear STOPARAZZI is here! It is sort of like pepper spray without the pepper. It is non-toxic and it was created to "muck up the camera lens" to give enough time to the star to make a run for it. What a punk mace that is! You can buy it here, for 19.99 if you're planning on being famous.
